do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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