Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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