Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
How drunk are you?
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