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So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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