You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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