Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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