apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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