isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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