Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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