He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
kristin has been a bad kristin
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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