No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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