I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Still dying that you shit outside
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Randomize
