He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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