16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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