if you like me you must not know who I am
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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