Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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