You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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