I got chris browned last night
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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