HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Dick very happy bro
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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