We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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