guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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