it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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