There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
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all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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