69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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