Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
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He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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