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(248): View more from Michigan

if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me

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(212): View more from New York

lets start a swedish sibling band together

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(415): View more from California

If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke

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(940): View more from Texas

You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.

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(915): View more from Texas

Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.

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(801): View more from Utah

1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae

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(479): View more from Arkansas

No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.

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