look no pants
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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