Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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