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(650): View more from California

So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?

(303): View more from Colorado

No its what 21 year olds are made for

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(253): View more from Washington

I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation

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(323): View more from California

Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.

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(702): View more from Nevada

She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew

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(330): View more from Ohio

i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.

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My vagina agrees.

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(760): View more from California

don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?

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