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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"

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• (714): View more from California

  Who was that guy you went home with?

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  Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  omg his dad is hot

  (410): View more from Maryland

  ... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  it wasnt that bad

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  you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad

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• (315): View more from New York

  I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I want a musical about memes.

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