Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(573): View more from Missouri

Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??

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(479): View more from Arkansas

New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.

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(310): View more from California

Slut skills are useful in every country.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic

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(614): View more from Ohio

The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

A simple 'no' would have sufficed

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..

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(210): View more from Texas

The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.

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(530): View more from California

It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.

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(949): View more from California

HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY

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