you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.