why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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