I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
What a dumb baby whore.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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