I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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