If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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