I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I have feelings that need drinking.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.