Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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