We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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