we have officially lost it.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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