I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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