This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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