Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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