Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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