btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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