Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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