all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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