no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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