Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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