I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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