saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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