doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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