ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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