me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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