Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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